
Was bored during NFt week, drew a little guy for fun. Showed a friend, he laughed. Cooked some eyes, mouths and backgrounds. Somehow managed to generate the collection. Read a tutorial to launch it (understood nothing). It worked. 333 r3tards were born. Nowadays 1033.
First rule of the r3tards club
Never sell your r3tards NFT
Just a bunch of r3tards on the Monad Blockchain
He sold? r3st in p3ac3
r3tards is not a r3al proj3ct
Every r3tard sale tweeted with NFT image, prince in MON, and buyer wallet.
2+ NFTs in one transaction triggers a sweep alert with all images and total MON.
When a sale breaks the all-time high price record an immediate alert fires.
When a NFT is burned forever the bot posts the graveyard Discord channel.
When a wallet sells their last r3tard - publicly called out. Paper hands exposed.
Every night at 22:00hs Argentina (UTC-3) - sales count, volume, floor price, top sale. Bullish only.
The most famous digital artist alive hid r3tards in three of his everydays. We are never financially recovering from this.

beeple is r3tarded (confirmed)